36 Inches Lyrics

Once I was a soldier I rode on a big white horse Silver pistols at my side Carryin' the flags of war
And I lost track of the men who fell In the canon's roar I never got over bein' a soldier
Once I was a tax man Collectin' dollars and dimes I heard the rich man grumble I heard the poor man cry
Some few couldn't afford to pay Were put to a shackle and key I never got over bein' a tax man
Once I was a ruler About twelve inches long Three times me made a yardstick 36 inches high
36 inches high was I 36 inches high I never got over 36 inches high