Nerf Herder




5000 Ways To Die Lyrics

Nerf Herder : 5000 Ways To Die Lyrics

Songwriters: Gripp, Parry; Sherlock, Steve; Ehrlich, Dave;
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There must be 5000 ways to die
And each one ends the same way if you try
Your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground
And the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why, oh why

And the bastard you hated the most
Will stand up and give you a toast
He'll say, "We were such good friends especially near the end"
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost

So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and Valium overdose
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die

And if you're very lucky
You'll get your picture in the paper on page three
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
One day on that page, next day into the hamster cage, cage

So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and Valium overdose
All the glamor can be yours with a loaded .44
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die

. Send "5000 Ways To Die" Ringtone to your Cell .

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