Advert Lyrics

{Food processors are great}
It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm half way home I feel foul mouthed as I stand an' wait for the underground And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this I need something to remind me that there's something else
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Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion If you stare too long you lose your appetite A nervous disposition doesn't agree with this You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains
I need a holiday somewhere in the sun With all the people who are waiting There never seems to be one Say something, say something else Say something, say something else
One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
You can have our holidays Yes, ladies and gentlemen For one week only A special offer
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun With all the people who are waiting There never seems to be one Say something, say something else Go on, say something, say something else Say something, say something else Say something, say something else