Afro (freestyle Skit) Lyrics

Excuses us, ladies and gentlemen, one, two
You need to pick your afro, daddy Because it's flat on one side You need to pick your afro, daddy Because it's flat on one side, what you waitin' on Well, if you don't pick your afro You're gonna have one side high
Well, you said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang, baby So I braided my hair, well, yes, you did You said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang, baby So I braided my hair, yes, I did, corn roll and everything, baby Well, you changed your mind and said we weren't goin' But my momma saw you there, yes, she did
Check this out, one time
Well, I been blowin' up your pager, daddy But you never call me back Well, I be puttin' in 911, baby But you never call me back, no, no See, you don't know how to use that pager, daddy I'm gonna take that hoe back, yes, I will, you know I'll do it