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Alimony Lyrics

from Even Worse

"Alimony" is track #5 on the album Even Worse. It was written by Yankovic, Alfred Matthew / Bloom, Bobby / Gentry, Bo / James, Tommy / Cordell, Ritchie.
"Alimony" is track #5 on the album Even Worse. It was written by Yankovic, Alfred Matthew / Bloom, Bobby / Gentry, Bo / James, Tommy / Cordell, Ritchie.

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Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony, bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt, now

Well, first she took my nest egg
Then she took the nest
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah

'Cause she took my house
(Alimony)
My car
(Alimony)

My shoes
(Alimony)
And my toothbrush too
(Alimony)

Too bad
(Alimony)
So sad
(Alimony)

And she got
(Alimony)
Got the gift of grab
(Alimony)

I'm in debt, debt, debt
Debt, debt, debt

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stony, stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get, get, get, get, get, get

Well I'm out of cash
(Alimony)
No dough
(Alimony)

I'm broke
(Alimony)
It's no joke
(Alimony)

The check's in the mail
(Alimony)
Get off
(Alimony)
My back
(Alimony)

Cut me some slack
(Alimony)
I said yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Ooh, I want my alimony
(Oh you do)
Ooh, I want my alimony
(Is it due?)
Ooh, I want my alimony
(Or you'll sue)
Ooh, I want my alimony

Alimony, mony
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Wow
(Alimony, alimony, alimony)
I said
(Alimony)
Come on, come on, come on

Alimony, alimony, alimony
Bleed me dry
(Alimony)
I said no, oh no, no
No, no, no, no

Songwriters
Yankovic, Alfred Matthew / Bloom, Bobby / Gentry, Bo / James, Tommy / Cordell, Ritchie

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