Bad Little Actress Lyrics

I can't carry on This play is too long I must be going Extend my regrets
I gave it my best But now I'm going This is too much for me to take Something tells me that she's faking it
She says she don't care She wants to be fair She must be joking It's simple she said
Let's not lose our head Tell me she's joking This is too much for me to take But somebody isn't faking
Someone's heart is breaking And if you see her give her my critique She's a bad little actress
Gets no curtain call But the worst of all When the curtain falls There's no one at the backstage door
I'm more than her friend 'Cause I knew her when She was no sensation She's wasting our time
Repeats all her lines What's her motivation? Now she won't share her stage with me Her performance was outrageous
Put me through some changes So if you see her give her my critique She's a bad little actress
Her delivery don't come naturally Anyone could see She doesn't mean a word she says Her mascara ran
And the show was panned But I'm still her biggest fan So when you see her give her my critique She's a bad little actress
Gets no curtain call But the worst of all When the curtain falls There's no one at the backstage door