
Eminem
Bagpipes From Baghdad Lyrics
Eminem : Bagpipes From Baghdad Lyrics
Songwriters: Batson, Mark; Cruse, S; Elizondo, M; Lawrence, T; Mathers, Marshall; Parker, Dawaun; Young, Andre Romell;.
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Ohh, it's music to my earsOh man, how can I describe the way I feel?
Fuckin' great, man
Okay, let me see, how could I begin?
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch
Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
And to soak it up and in between snack crackers to munch
Mariah, whatever happened to us?
Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch
You see I never really asked for much
I can't imagine what's goin' through you mind
After such a nasty break up
With that Latin hunk Luis Miguel
Nick Cannon better back the fuck up
I'm not playin', I want her back you punk
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk
Zap and Eric Clapton shaft brings Abba crunk
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya
You can beat me with any spatula that you want
I mean I really want ya bad, you cunt
Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk
Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood
So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's goin' through my mind half the time
When my rhyme are blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad
You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
I'm the miracle whip, a trickster
My signature sound when the tube of lipsticks surround
I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, what an assortment of pharmaceuticals
This beautiful pill dust in my palm
Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle
Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama
I cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya
The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja
Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya Norman
You're so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
You don't know what the fuck you're doin'
I ain't playin' no fuckin' more
Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore
Every minute there's a sucka born
Snuck up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers suck
On a shucka corn
Shucka, shucka corn, shucka corn
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fuckin' on
Now what the fuck are ya doin'? You're runnin' over the snow blower
With the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes from Baghdad
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's goin' through my mind half the time
When my rhyme are blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad bag
In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you
Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what they said, to the two conjoined twins
"How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?"
You need some ointment, just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip
When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' get?
Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' groins with
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the sowin' kit
And attempt to separate 'em, and stitch them back at the loins, shit
Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy chip
Cookie looky, even took me a Polaroid
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's goin' through my mind half the time
When my rhyme are blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad bag of
Bagpipes from Baghdad
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Mariah ain't got **** on Eminem and nick your need to grow some balls because you letting your girl just get dissed on your a punk!!!! and if anybody got something to say hit me up here or on myspace under Venomg22!!
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as always cl****ic eminem. who cares if em & mariah were a couple/one night stand or not. it's too funny that he makes fun of a stupid stuck up arrogant spoiled overrated ****.
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get the **** over it ppl, stop ****ing over the internet, mariah's one of many motifs (re-accuring thing)of eminems songs, he's not serious about bein with her, she's just like christopher reeves, just someone em' loves to dis and mess with
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what the ^&***( ? This song is lacking lyrical content it's sooo stupid, it's not even funny.
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Why is everyone fighting over who loved who? And those people that come to this website to talk ****. Go get a life and keep your noses out of other peoples lives. Music is made for entertainment, so sit your *** down and enjoy the music. It's there for your entertainment. And I guess I'm the only one that realizes this. Please correct me if I'm wrong but you guys are all fighting over absolutley nothing.
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what the **** was he thinking?
he is the most *** person that i've heard
i was hearing we made u, it's a great song,
but this song, uhhh ****s
like in the song bye mariah, although u were the last man in da earth u could not get her, she is too much to u
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she's too much alright...too much skank ..too much whore..too much last decade..too much plastic.. too much bull****..too much whining and ****ing..too much of a hopeless ****..he dont want her u idiot!! wake up to yourself...
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all these people talking **** about em on the enternet i bet they wouldnt have the balls or ovaries to say it to his face
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