Bagpipes From Baghdad Lyrics

Eminem

Ohh, it's music to my ears Oh man, how can I describe the way I feel? Fuckin' great, man Okay, let me see, how could I begin?
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch Red wine for breakfast and for brunch And to soak it up and in between snack crackers to munch
Mariah, whatever happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch You see I never really asked for much I can't imagine what's goin' through you mind After such a nasty break up
With that Latin hunk Luis Miguel Nick Cannon better back the fuck up I'm not playin', I want her back you punk This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk Zap and Eric Clapton shaft brings Abba crunk And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya You can beat me with any spatula that you want
I mean I really want ya bad, you cunt Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's goin' through my mind half the time When my rhyme are blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad
You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture I'm the miracle whip, a trickster My signature sound when the tube of lipsticks surround I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, what an assortment of pharmaceuticals This beautiful pill dust in my palm Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama
I cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya Norman You're so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/bagpipes-from-baghdad-lyrics-eminem.html ]
You don't know what the fuck you're doin' I ain't playin' no fuckin' more Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore Every minute there's a sucka born Snuck up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers suck On a shucka corn
Shucka, shucka corn, shucka corn Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fuckin' on Now what the fuck are ya doin'? You're runnin' over the snow blower With the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes from Baghdad
Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's goin' through my mind half the time When my rhyme are blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad bag
In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables I bet you they become heterosexual Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what they said, to the two conjoined twins "How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?" You need some ointment, just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' get? Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' groins with Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the sowin' kit And attempt to separate 'em, and stitch them back at the loins, shit Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy chip Cookie looky, even took me a Polaroid
Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's goin' through my mind half the time When my rhyme are blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad bag of Bagpipes from Baghdad

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riceburner

it's not "knew the little boy" it's "lure the little boy" and it's not "i really want u bad u ****" it's "i mean i really want ur vag, u ****."

Eminem412

Hahaha this song is funny, yeah who cares if he disses people, its what he does, and its funny, just listen to the songs and if you dont like them then just dont listen, hahaha

Venomg22

Mariah ain't got **** on Eminem and nick your need to grow some balls because you letting your girl just get dissed on your a punk!!!! and if anybody got something to say hit me up here or on myspace under Venomg22!!

2scarred2sleep

i don't think he was serious but mariah took it personally

ohsorisque

as always cl****ic eminem. who cares if em & mariah were a couple/one night stand or not. it's too funny that he makes fun of a stupid stuck up arrogant spoiled overrated ****.

slimanthony

get the **** over it ppl, stop ****ing over the internet, mariah's one of many motifs (re-accuring thing)of eminems songs, he's not serious about bein with her, she's just like christopher reeves, just someone em' loves to dis and mess with and see ppl like u freak out over

Kryss11

what the ^&***( ? This song is lacking lyrical content it's sooo stupid, it's not even funny.

Thor22

Why is everyone fighting over who loved who? And those people that come to this website to talk ****. Go get a life and keep your noses out of other peoples lives. Music is made for entertainment, so sit your *** down and enjoy the music. It's there for your entertainment. And I guess I'm the only one that realizes this. Please correct me if I'm wrong but you guys are all fighting over absolutley nothing.

Penes

great song!!! like his other songs

johira

mariah has a song in response to eminem called "obsessed".

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