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from One Way Ticket to Hell...And Back

"Bald" is track #7 on the album One Way Ticket to Hell...And Back. It was written by Hawkins, Daniel Francis / Graham, Edwin James / Poullain-patterson, Francis Gilles / Hawkins, Justin David.
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"Bald" is track #7 on the album One Way Ticket to Hell...And Back. It was written by Hawkins, Daniel Francis / Graham, Edwin James / Poullain-patterson, Francis Gilles / Hawkins, Justin David.
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It would appear that male pattern
Baldness has set in
His hair, at an alarming pace
Running away from his face

He's losing his virility
And now his masculinity
Has been compromised
And his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of me

From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each follicle
And reverse this diabolical

Condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruelly
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of me

Sock it to me baby, yeah

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of me, thank God

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of me

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Songwriters
HAWKINS, DANIEL FRANCIS / GRAHAM, EDWIN JAMES / POULLAIN-PATTERSON, FRANCIS GILLES / HAWKINS, JUSTIN DAVID

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