Barney's On Fire Lyrics

Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur joke
Oh boy, Barney's on fire! It's what we've always desired We'll watch the flames get higher Just don't try to put him out
[kids sayin "kill him" in the background]Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere And all of the kids just continued to stare The guy inside the suit, he started to yell We probably should've helped him but what the hell He threw himself violently against the wall He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/barneys-on-fire-lyrics-weird-al-yankovic.html ] Oh Boy, Barney's on fire! This is our secret desire We'll hell the flames burn higher Just don't try to put him out
("break it down for me fellas!")
Barney: I love you...you love me
(Barney Screaming)
Oh boy, Barney's on fire! This is what we've always desired Want your help but stand the flames higher And you better not try to put him out..
Barney's no longer ignited We're feeling somewhat slighted He's laying in a heap on the floor We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure he was dead.