Right now he's probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don't know
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No, not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh
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musicismything
love this song!!!!!!! so inspiring!!!!!!! lawl <3 <3 <3
CacheyTaylor
Carrie you have inspired me to be the best I can be! Im always gonna remember this song when I go through this. Believe me im gonna catch his behind!!
girly12304
before my #!@%*# hole cheats
LunarEclipse
-grin- I agree with you, Desireeluv12. But, it's happened twice to me. Same guy. XD -points at herself- Is an idiot. Fourth time going out with the same guy. Next time though... I'll dig my key into the sid of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive... XD
Desireeluv12
This song is amazing! If anyone would cheat on me, witch a boy has, then this is the song for it!!!!
lilmissypink1
some peple are like this and cerrie is saying what it real so go cerrie
xpurplelemonadex
For some reason, listening to this song always makes me want to get two-timed simply so I can act out the song :D Rock on Carrie.
lilmissypink1
i think it's grate that u are not scard
die skilpad
I'm not really replying to this comment, I just seem to have some problem so that I can't post a comment of my own This song may have a good melody, but the theme is simply appalling. This song is glorifying violent vandalism, and I see no way to avoid that. We are not living in Sicily, why are we so obsessed with revenge? I apologize in advance to any Italians I might have offended with that last comment.
♥Vinny♥
omg! luv the song carrie!!! keep on rockin!! idk wat country music would with out u!!!!
daswingle
i had a problem just like carrie but my cousin helped me get over it what happened was my bf was going to seaworld and he invited me but i had softball that day and he was mad at me so i asked my mom if we could go to seaworld and shesaid i guess ecause practice got canceled and i wanted to suprise him so when we got there i saw him by kraken and i started walkin over there and all of a sudeden a girl runs to him and says hey baby and i said what the fck is goin on well he said because i couldnt go to seaworld he got a new gf i kicked him in the nuts and ran off
Jackson Croft
Carrie underwood rocks period.
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