Bend Over, I'll Drive Lyrics

I like to sit in back and watch out for cops Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top And when she gets tired that way I whisper in her ear an' say, "Bend over, I'll drive"
Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died? Bend over, I'll drive
Now I was born in a test tube But daddy tried it this way too Mama, he stripped his gears fore the light turned red When she heard what that shiftless no-count said He said, "Bend over, I'll drive"
Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Is this the way Lenny Kovacs died? Bend over, I'll drive
Now as I was sayin' before I quit If you're lookin' for thrills baby this is it Even the Queen o' Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks So if you're on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck Work out
Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Is this the way Grace Kelly died? Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Is this the way Hank Williams died? Bend over, I'll drive