Big, Blonde And Beautiful Lyrics

Bring on that pecan pie Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl
I offer big love with no apology How can I deny the world the most of me I am not afraid to throw my weight around Pound by pound by pound
Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful Face the fact, the simply irrefutable No one wants a meal that only offers the least When girl, we're serving up the whole damn feast
Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese Then take a look inside my book of recipes Now, don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light We need a man who brings a man-size appetite
I'll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice We'll keep it in a oven 'til it's good and hot Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot
Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful There is nothing 'bout us that's unsuitable Why sit in the bleachers, timid and afraid When Edna, you look like the whole parade
They say that white has might and thin is in Well, that's just bull 'Cause ladies, big is back and as for black It's beautiful
All shapes and sizes, follow me Who wants a twig when you can climb the whole tree Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Prove it baby, prove