Blame Canada Lyrics

Time's have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse
Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada, blame Canada With all their beady little eyes And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada We need to form a full assault It's Canada's fault
Don't blame me for my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon And now he's off to join the Klan
And my boy Eric once Had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
Well, blame Canada, blame Canada It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along
Blame Canada, blame Canada There not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Heck no
Blame Canada, blame Canada With all their hockey hubbabaloo And that bitch Anne Murray too Blame Canada, shame on Canada
The smut we must stop, the trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before someone thinks of blaming us