And now, for some of the weirdest music news we’ve heard in a while: MTV’s Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is…releasing an album? Oh well, we guess we can’t be too shocked — lots of reality TV show stars have tried to become pop stars in the past, like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian *shudders*. Farrah not only took cues from her reality-tv-pop-star pioneers, she also channeled Katy Perry for her album title, My Teenage Dream Ended. Is it weird that we like the brutally honest album title? After all, having a baby when you’re a teenager does make life a lot harder, so at least Farrah is using her experience for her “art”. Speaking of “art”, her heavily auto-tuned jam “Getting Up From Rock Bottom” might just be that: we think that Farrah and her team exaggerated the song’s sound so much that it’s kind of a parody of modern music. Sure, we might be giving Team Farrah a little too much credit, but listen to her song below and let us know if you agree with our thoughts:
And of course, here’s Farrah’s deep lyrics, transcribed as best they can through the auto-tune:
Dude (ahhh)
Dude (ahhh)
Dude (ahhh)
Myself out of my own frame
Sick and fight, dreamin’ up
Doesn’t deserve my thing
No boy, I am always have
It just takes time
I came dressed up
I know it’s done
Enjoy the moments
While I’m in them
And no regrets
Still let it flow
Yeah, yeah
Heavy traffic on the highway
My eyes are up, up, up
My head’s on Thursday
Look back fast
Is gone from back
Underneath the day
I came dressed up
I know it’s done
Enjoy the moments
While I’m in them
And no regrets
Still let it flow
Got me still in the cases
Makes you happy
Dig yourself out
What do you think?