Britches Lyrics

Beware of a gal in britches Never trust no gal in britches If you had a sense of this here horse
You would have known it by now of course Who wears the britches is the boss That's a gal, that's a gal in britches
Don't mess with a gal in britches No feminine gal wears britches She'll beg you to come to the country dance
You ride twenty miles for the big romance She shows up in her brother's pants What'd you expect from a girl in britches
It's none of my misfortune Just thought you'd like to know Don't marry no gal in britches You'll never know which is which
She'll put a halter through your nose Have you cooking and washing clothes While she goes chasing them buffaloes Bet your boots, that's a gal in britches