Brown Eyed Handsome Man Lyrics

Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney Said, free that brown eyed man Keep your job, you better free that brown eyed man
Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay To reach a brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
Way back in history three thousand years Back ever since the world began There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears For a brown eyed handsome man A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man
Well, the beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her, darling, go out and find yourself A brown eyed handsome man That's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man
Well, Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match To win a brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
Well, two, three, the count with nobody on He hit a high fly into the stand Rounding third he was headed for home It was a brown eyed handsome man That won the game, it was a brown eyed handsome man