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Buy Me A Condo Lyrics

from In 3-D

"Buy Me A Condo" is track #2 on the album In 3-D. It was written by Yankovic.
"Buy Me A Condo" is track #2 on the album In 3-D. It was written by Yankovic.

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Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator on

Used to live in Jamaica
But I don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings I never done before

So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman
Living in dis American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator on

Gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a Tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa

I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then I'll have the neighbors
Over for a weenie barbecue

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get a funny little T-shirt
Wit' de alligator on

Ain't gonna work in de field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de field no more, no, no
Gonna be Amway distributor

Ja
(Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard)
I need a, Ja
(Ja, ja, ja jacuzzi in me back yard)

I Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I get da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator on
(What'd you say?)

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator on
(What'd you say?)

I Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator on

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YANKOVIC

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