"Hey, hey, hey, this is D.D. Deda
Hello your caller ten"
"I won, I won, I won"
"Y'all shut the hell up"
"Hey, what's your name?"
"Tajuana from Brentwood, what I won?"
"Well, you just won that sixty-nine splat pack"
"Oh yeah, this includes first class round trip train fare
And two tickets to Ding-A-Ling Land"
"Where they have all kind of rides and fun, fun, fun
Such as the Totem Pole, the Back-Breaker
And the Long Stroker Roller Coaster"
"And guess what?"
"They got three dollars off coupons
At Thicken Wangs, Chicken Wangs and Thangs
Thang it ain't, mayn"
"Them thangs sho' be good"
"You and your guests will be staying at the Peek-A-Boo Motel
On the corner of 69th and West Ding-A-Long Boulevard
So, baby, don't miss that train"
"What the hell? Hey, wrinkle it, baby"