Weird Al Yankovic




Canadian Idiot Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic : Canadian Idiot Lyrics

Songwriters: Pritchard, Michael; Wright, Frank E., Iii; Yankovic, Weird Al; Armstrong, Billie Joe;
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Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Don?t want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny
Their stupid monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot

Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of driving a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say sorry
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick before they see it coming
Time for a preemptive strike

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User Comments

  • lasahcharberluver
    Female

    (1)

    Jun 25, 2008 at 06:45 PM

    lolololol this song is so funny!!


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  • Devil Slayer
    Male

    (5)

    Jun 13, 2008 at 07:09 PM

    This song is awesome and kind of true, but canadians are cool. Better than American Idiot!


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  • blackparaderx
    Female

    (0)

    May 04, 2008 at 06:07 AM

    This song cracks me up :P
    Well, the americans have monoply money!! I'm australian, and we dont have paper money!! LOL, aboot.


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  • Pianomasta
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    (0)

    Jul 02, 2009 at 02:51 PM

    your absolutely correct psychobabble

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  • psyhcobabble
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    (0)

    Mar 14, 2009 at 08:04 PM

    australian money is plastic, am i correct?

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  • bug_me_not
    Female

    (-2)

    Jan 27, 2008 at 04:26 AM

    @hvanvleet You know Canadians aren't a race right? jk


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  • white_roses579
    Female

    (2)

    Jan 18, 2008 at 12:54 AM

    he could be u never no

    I like it cause its a song by weird al but anyone else singing it i wouldn't as much

    100% Canadian <3


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  • MusicLuv
    Female

    (0)

    Jan 13, 2008 at 10:51 AM

    Hilarious, but some of those things are true


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  • jamesh1002
    Male

    (-1)

    Nov 26, 2007 at 10:56 AM

    Yeah Sychotic_Secrets sure you were a friend who wrote this song. Pfft like anyone will believe you....


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  • hvanvleet
    Female

    (-1)

    Nov 13, 2007 at 07:06 PM

    I love this song!!! it is funny. It is a bit racist though.


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  • headbangmusic
    Female

    (3)

    Oct 17, 2007 at 06:54 AM

    HAHAHAH THIS SONG IS FUNNEH....
    and sure your his best friend


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  • Hannah_mileyfan
    Female

    (-1)

    Aug 06, 2007 at 03:10 AM

    this music video was funny i like it


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