Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Don’t want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny
Their stupid monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot
Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of driving a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say sorry
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick before they see it coming
Time for a preemptive strike
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bonniejean1974
i am Canadian and we do have a lot of hokey nuts,clean air and great health care...but we also laugh at our selves..this is a funny song....
SpeedTerra
this song is not true but its still kinda funny but im a canadian so i dont think its extremely funny just sorta funny so thats all im sayin
fakin eh
you have to be completely stupid to think this song is remotely true. the one fraction of this song that has some fact behind it is how we pronounce it zed and our health care clean air and low crime rate this is because we don't carry guns. we go to school to learn not to shoot someone in the face this allows us to afford upgrades instead of spending the funds on metal detecters so theres noo doot aboot et that canada is the **** and yeah we are on top ****g eh!
lasahcharberluver
lolololol this song is so funny!!
Devil Slayer
This song is awesome and kind of true, but canadians are cool. Better than American Idiot!
blackparaderx
This song cracks me up :P Well, the americans have monoply money!! I'm australian, and we dont have paper money!! LOL, aboot.
Pianomasta
your absolutely correct psychobabble
psyhcobabble
australian money is plastic, am i correct?
bug_me_not
@hvanvleet You know Canadians aren't a race right? jk
white_roses579
he could be u never no I like it cause its a song by weird al but anyone else singing it i wouldn't as much 100% Canadian <3
MusicLuv
Hilarious, but some of those things are true
jamesh1002
Yeah Sychotic_Secrets sure you were a friend who wrote this song. Pfft like anyone will believe you....
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