Weird Al Yankovic




Cavity Search Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic : Cavity Search Lyrics

Songwriters: Edge; Yankovic, Al (Parody Lyr); Clayton, Adam; Mullen, Larry Jr; Bono;
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Listening to the muzak hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache this is it pal, root canal

My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings got twelve cavities
Can you help me? Have mercy doctor please

My teeth are a fright, got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings it's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide shoot me up with Novocaine
Help me out here 'cause I'm in severe pain

Please stop for a bit, now let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

You validate my parking I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for a week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon a little problem on my x-ray, oy vey

It's getting absurd, well I hope I'm insured now
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

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