Chester The Molester Lyrics

Chester the molester's not without his charm She can see herself hanging off his arm He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab Unless my limit's running out again" (Out again)
He's generous, but when he's tired of coughing it up Well, there's a bill that says he will But he's never concerned if he gets burned
Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna Oh no, it can't be too soon, ooh
Chester the molester's trying to hide his ring (What a man) But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill her up Because you see, she's running out again" (Out again)
You thought I was the type of guy that never put out But I'm not any more than you were
Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna Oh no, it can't be too soon Oh no, it can't be too soon
Don't give in Say, you're gonna turn around and leave Don't give in Say, you're gonna turn around and leave
Chester the molester never kept his word (What a man) He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird He's saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up If I'm ever coming out again?" (Out again)
She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still If there's a pill that says, she will 'Cause he's never concerned but he'll get burned
Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna I know, it can't be too soon I know it can't be too soon, ooh