Childhood Memories Lyrics

When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter She had a pet kangaroo Wore big breasts and feathers. She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered And I loved her till I Caught her sexing my father.
She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her.
When I was 13 the plumber stopped by The house was flooding And no one knew why. Within no time at all he got rid of the water And I was grateful Till I caught him plunging my mother.
He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend So I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't a friend So I killed him. He gonna hurt your momma never again [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/childhood-memories-lyrics-macy-gray.html ] He wasn't a friend So I killed him.
And I don't feel bad about it. Say what? And I don't feel bad about it. These are my fondest childhood memories. I was just a kid So they let me go despite the murders that I did All grown up now as you can see My parents are still happily married Thanks to me.
She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her.
He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend So I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't a friend So I killed him.
These are my fondest childhood memories