Chocolate Salty Balls Lyrics

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites A half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowl Baby, stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth
Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em Suck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed vitamins And good for you, so suck on balls
Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate And a half a cup of brandy Then throw in a bag or two of sugar And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet 'Cause I hate when my balls stick Then preheat the oven to threefifty And give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth
Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em Suck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of goodness And high in fiber, so suck on balls
Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? It smells like somethings burning Well, that don't bother me none As long as I get my rent paid on Friday Baby, you better get back in the kitchen 'Cause I got a sneak suspicion
Oh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls My balls are on fire, come on My balls are burning, gimme some water Pour some water on 'em, o goodness Blow on them, do something
Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown (They're on fire baby) If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth
Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em (Put 'em out, blow on 'em) Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls, baby Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls Woo, woo, suck on my balls (Blow, blow, blow)