Brad Paisley




Cornography Lyrics

Brad Paisley : Cornography Lyrics

Songwriters: Rogers, Frank; Paisley, Brad Douglas; Tilden, Peter;
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The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents
Cornography, Kung Pao, episode two
The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night
So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May
Or she may not
A former love and a woman of questionable repute

So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty
And just then, they heard a voice saying
"Hi, boys, you lookin' for these"
And the littlest cowboy turned around
To see two huge 38s pointed right at his face

Jimmy, you can't say that
What? She had huge guns
Smith and Wesson revolvers
Oh boy, were they loaded, oh brother

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She's aiming them right at us
Softer, George, it's more effective
She's aiming them right at us, everybody duck
Not you, Jimmy, you stand up normal

They dropped the money they owed her and she bent over to pick it up
And, oh, that moon was beautiful, now Jimmy, you can't say that
Out the window, I couldn't see it till then George
Oh, there were mountains in the way

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You guys are gonna get in trouble for this
That woman sure chaps my, ask her out then
I think he's got a little thing for her, George
Louder, Bill, it's more effective

I think he's got a little thing for her, George
It's not that little
That was worth a three or four, Bill
All right, Jimmy, let's get serious now

So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited
But when I look at a woman that beautiful, it's hard
Jimmy, what, it's very difficult
I hope they're not recordin' this, yeah, ah

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And I said, "Cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?"
Here we go, ooh yeah, need a little buckaroo?
In your dreams short barrel
Bum chicka bow wow, oh my God

So the Kung Poo Buck, Kung Poo
So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset

Tune in next time for more action and romance
Yeah, softer, George, it's more effective, yeah

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