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Country Love Song Lyrics

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I made love to ya all night long
then i got up to write you a song
i watched ya sleep and i fell in love
ya must've been sent from heaven above
don't think you could never do no wrong

then you farted....
oh girl you farted..

first i thought that it was kinda cute
i surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot
then came the smell came whoftin by
and brought a little tear drop to my eye
i think that i'll go sleep out on the couch

cause you farted...

you could make milk curdle
make your skin crawl
make the paint peal off of the wall
i won't sleep under the covers no more
since the hot winds blew from out your back door

baby, it sure has been a gas
but i can't live life in fear of your ass
so i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill
moved back to my house at the top of the hill
well old boy I guess its just you and me

then he farted.....

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