Dance: Ten; Looks: Three Lyrics

But after a while I caught on I mean, I saw what they were hiring I also swiped my dance card once After an audition
And on a scale of one to ten They gave me For dance, ten, for looks, three Why?
Dance, ten, looks, three And I'm still on unemployment Dancing for my own enjoyment That ain't it, kid, That ain't it, kid
Dance, ten, looks, three Is like to die Left the theater And called the doctor For my appointment to buy
Tits and ass Bought myself a fancy pair Tightened up the derriere Did the nose with it All that goes with it
Tits and ass Had the bingo-bongos done Suddenly I'm getting national tours Tits and ass won't get you jobs Unless they're yours
Didn't cost a fortune neither Didn't hurt my sex life either
Flat and sassy I would get the strays and losers Beggars really can't be choosers That ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kid
Fix the chassis,"How do you do" Life turned into an endless medley Of, "Gee, it had to be you" Why?
Tits and ass Where the cupboard once was bare Now you knock and someone's there You have got 'em, hey, top to bottom, hey
It's a gas Just a dash of silicone Shake your new maracas and your fine Tits and ass can change your life They sure changed mine
You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you? They aren't that big I heard that, you bitch, I didn't want 'em like yours I wanted them in proportion
Well, you got what you paid for I wouldn't mind having just one of yours Well go out and buy 'em
Have it all done Honey, take my word Grab a cab, c'mon See the wizard on Park and 73 for
Tits and ass Orchestra and balcony What they want is what cha see Keep the best of you Do all the rest of you
Pits or class I have never seen it fail Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tits and ass Yes, tits and ass Have changed my life