Dear Eloise Lyrics

Dear Eloise, I am writing to say A number of funny things I heard today I heard that he's left you and run off to sea Could be the best thing that's happened to me
Two, three, four Writing a letter to make you feel better Sorry to hear that he left you that way I could have told you, he was much older So much older than you
You rushed in blindly, he treated you kindly Until he found out what he could get from you You should have departed before he got started Now you've been burned just like I said you would
Please read my letter closely, it's beneficial, too You must read in between the lines, a message you will see If you use your mind, you'll find I want you back with me
Writing a letter to make you feel better Sorry to hear that he left you that way I could have told you, he was much older So much older than you, so much older than you So much older than you
Dear Eloise, I am writing to say A number of funny things I heard today I heard that he's left you and run off to sea Could be the best thing that's happened to me