Dear Penis Lyrics

I don't think I like you anymore You used to watch me shave Now all you do is stare at the floor Ohh, dear penis I don't like you anymore
It used to be you and me A paper towel and a dirty magazine That's all we needed to be getting by Now it seems things have changed And I think that you're the one to blame Dear penis I don't think I like you anymore
He sings:
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/dear-penis-lyrics-tenacious-d.html ] Dear Rodney I don't think I like you anymore 'Cause when you get to drinking You put me in places I've never been before Dear Rodney I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship Come to terms truly how we feel If we put out heads together We just stay home forever Dear penis I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney While you're shaving, shave my balls