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Dmv Lyrics

from Pork Soda

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"Dmv" is track #4 on the album Pork Soda. It was written by Claypool, Les / Lalonde, Reid L. Iii / Alexander, Timothy W..
"Dmv" is track #4 on the album Pork Soda. It was written by Claypool, Les / Lalonde, Reid L. Iii / Alexander, Timothy W..

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I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers I'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless

Songwriters
CLAYPOOL, LES / LALONDE, REID L. III / ALEXANDER, TIMOTHY W.

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