You's a glorified snitch, with a nuclear mullet, I got the name "DOG", engraved on my bullets, You wife looks like "The Wrestler", with fat fake pumpkins, She look like the type that like to give you a blumpkin, Your kids are on meth and you got crank breath, I wish you’d come for me, I’d introduce you to The Death… (Pop!) Fuck your damn lecture, I’m the Dog catcher, Come to the “D”, I’ll bet you leave on a stretcher,
Bigot hoe, racist fool, paedophile namin’, Rollin’ in a “Dumb V”, and late on the payment, Arresting drunk fucks for twenty five bucks, Wearing night time sleeveless t-shirt cuts, Sucks to be you, a fake Rambo with no gun, Not even a stun one, you’re not in the run, From yellin’ stop no don’t, to dead by the road, You’d best just go home and score a bong full of dope! [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/dog-catchers-lyrics-insane-clown-posse.html ]
Man, fuck your advice, who wanna listen… Stale! To a fuckin’ bigot snitch on your way to jail, I heard you got arrested and raped in Mexico, The way your blonde wig flow, they did you like a hoe, Who would be surprised if your wife had a dick? Not me!, I half way expect that shit! Just the way you like it, Thundercat hairstyle, Dog the bigot bitch, found dead on 8 mile,
Get a job at Walmart, hall security guard, You can have more jurisdiction, and act just as a hard, Quit chasing bail jumpers, jay walkers and drunks, Before you get your head blown off, into skull chunks, You ‘aint a cop, you’s a flop, get the fuck off my block! You’re a racist, you can fucking suck off my cock, Bounty hunter, you want bust me?, I’ll bet ya, Quit directing mutha fucker, mad hoe
I’ the Dog catcher!