Don't Feed the Plants (Finale) Lyrics

Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed Similar events in cities across America Events which bore a striking resemblance To the ones you have just seen began occurring
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood
Thus the plants worked their terrible will Finding jerks who would feed them their fill And the plants proceeded to grow and grow And begin what they came here to do Which was essentially to
Eat Cleveland And Des Moines And Peoria And New York And where you been
They may offer you fortune and fame Love and money and instant acclaim But whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants
They may offer you lots of cheap thrills Fancy condos in Beverly Hills But whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants
Lookout, here comes Audrey Two Lookout, here I come for you
Hold your hat and hang onto your soul Somethin's comin' to meet the world whole If we fight it, we still got a chance
But whatever they offer you Tho' they're sloppin' the trough for you Please whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants
We'll have tomorrow Don't feed the plants