Weird Al Yankovic




Ebay Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic : Ebay Lyrics

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A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder ... now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale)
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre,used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

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User Comments

  • FullOnStarWarsFan
    Female

    (4)

    Mar 21, 2009 at 10:11 PM

    I love Weird Al :D this song is awesome!


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  • SSBBGiRl0809
    Female

    (4)

    Sep 03, 2008 at 02:25 AM

    this song is freakin awesome!


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  • bellanie55
    Female

    (3)

    Aug 22, 2007 at 01:23 AM

    i like this song!!!!!


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  • kiki13141314
    Female

    (4)

    Jul 19, 2007 at 10:49 PM

    i agree weird al is funny.i think this song is so funny.ya should check out 'phony calls' and 'like a surgeon'


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  • gorillaz07
    Male

    (6)

    Jun 23, 2007 at 02:38 AM

    Weird Al is not retarted he is funny as hell. lqtm u guys should check out canadien idiot


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  • Hippie101
    Female

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    Jun 08, 2007 at 06:35 PM

    WEIRD AL UR SO RETARTED
    AWESOME SONG! LOL check out white and Nerday and also Amish Paradise


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  • FullOnStarWarsFan
    Female

    (5)

    Mar 22, 2009 at 03:45 AM

    Those r his best songs XD

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