Eddie The Eunuch Lyrics

Eddie the eunuch was a weasel Nasty as an old man's nose Making believin' he was evil Struttin' in his mama's clothes
You know that Eddie had a bad connection Never had a chance to ball Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby Dreaming he was ten feet tall
But now Eddie the eunuch is a rock 'n roll critic Sucking like a superstar, slicker than a shoe-shine Quicker than a two-time, Eddie, what a thang you are
Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby Putting other people down Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby 'Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne