Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics

A one, two A one, two, three, four
Half a bee, philosophically Must, ipso facto, half not be But half the bee has got to be A vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury?
Singing
A laa dee dee, a one two three Eric, the half a bee A, B, C, D, E, F, G Eric, the half a bee
Is this wretched demi-bee Half asleep upon my knee [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/eric-the-half-a-bee-lyrics-monty-python.html ] Some freak from a menagerie? No! It's Eric, the half a bee
A fiddle de dum, a fiddle de dee Eric, the half a bee Hoh hoh hoh, tee hee hee Eric, the half a bee
I love this hive, employee Bisected accidentally One summer afternoon, by me I love him carnally
He loves him carnally Semi-carnally The end
Cyril Connelly? No, semi-carnally Oh, Cyril Connelly