Eunuch Boy Lyrics

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmover was another toy Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight He can't even masturbate Got no gonads, only two sockets [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/eunuch-boy-lyrics-descendents.html ] Got no bulge in his pockets Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmower was just another toy Can't even make it through a day of school They try to stomp his shriveled tool It must suck to know you'll never fuck.