Even a Dog Can Shake Hands Lyrics

Hey, hey, he's trynna survive up on Mulholland Drive He's got the phone in the car in his hand Everbody's trynna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands
He wants twenty percent because he knew you back when Now they all want a piece of the band Everbody's trynna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands
All the worms and the gnomes are having lunch at Le Dome They're all living off the fat of the land Everbody's trynna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands
Sign page 42, we'll do the rest for you Find a way to make it pay Don't lose your head, you'll end up dead Or you'll be living in the valley some day
[Incomprehensible] hope you don't rot to bottom We are all making few hundred grand Everbody's trynna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands
You'll be making the scene 'til they pick your bones clean And they don't leave much for the fans Everbody's trynna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands
Sign page 42, we'll do the rest for you Find a way to make it pay Don't lose your head, end up dead You'll be living in the valley some day
Well, I'm trynna survive up on Mulholland Drive And I get it any way I can And everbody's trynna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands
Ain't that true?