Heres a little story that needs to be told
About the devil doin' business in the fiery hole
Oh yeah yeah
Here's a little story that's so, so true
About the fame and the money and the lawyers too
Oh yeah yeah
There's just one thing I'll say to you
If you're f**kin' me, I'm gonna f**k with you
Since all my money you're chasin'
I'll find a steady replacement
F**kin' me must've been entertainment
Here's to all the f**kin' lies you told
About a rabbit in a hat that's runnin' for the hole
Oh yeah yeah
Here's to all the f**kin' money you made
So take your nickel back and default the rest of your take
Oh yeah yeah
There's just one thing I'll say to you
If you're f**kin' me, I'm gonna f**k you too
Since all my money you're chasin'
I'll find a steady replacement
F**kin' you should be entertainment