(finally a card came, finally a card came) And I thought for a moment my luck had changed But it was wrong (what happend ? ) I opened it up and tears of self-pity flooded my innocent eyes (finally my heart broke, finally my heart broke) For this is what it said (what did it say ? ) [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/finally-a-card-came-lyrics-steve-harley.html ] And I quote (what did it say ? ) "you're a gee-whiz baby and you're easy to pleez And the lines on your face makes me week at the kneez And if you looked like a lover I could handle you swell But you're tough on my nerves with that peculiar smell If you're looking for a valentine to love in your life You're looking for a messiah ! Hallelujah !!!