Suprise, we right here before your eyes,
All you women want me, I'm the envy of all you guys,
That's cause you rely on flippin burgers, and serving fries,
Your girls with us, I'm about to find her bra size,
It's a new era, a new message that we're sending,
It starts tonight, right here at Armaggeddon!
No sweatin, I don't care who I piss off,
From Stephanie McMahon, straight over to Eric Bishoff!
We never soft, we never leave a man standing,
You either deal with me, or with Bling Bling Buchanan,
We the mans son, and we attacking this arrangement,
The new centerpiece of World Wrestling Entertainment,
And for all you foes who think you can throw blows,
Ya'll end up like Marcia Brady saying, "Oh my nose!"
And I'm out!