Hey! Hey we're back, I know that you missed us,
Santa Claus is wack, we're the true meaning of Christmas,
Don't diss us, cause I know you all know ya,
I know that your losers cause your all from Oklahoma,
It's ok, I got some tips that I could show ya,
Tip # 1, Don't ever cheer for O.U.
Tip # 2, It ain't a tip it's a fact, kill the country music and the cowboy hats is wack,
Don't make me break your back before I get to Tip # 3!
This one's important.........take a bath your filthy!
Tip # 4, I can't remember I'm stuck...
Oh oh now I got it..Oklahoma sucks!!