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Funky Poodle Lyrics

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As I was walking home the other night
walking past the alley with the flash of the scarlet neon light
A rolls royce pulled up to me a woman said
sonny have you seem a silver poodle with a ribbon on his head
I thought to myself man shes joking
In this part of towm
A poodle could wind up at Burger King
But she looked serious and so I
Said that I thought that I might have
Cuz I was delerious in dire need
of any old bills that she might have
She opened the door and said to come in
offered me a drink and some funny looking powder from her stash
I told her no thanks my mother told me
Don't except a thing from a stranger unless its check or cash
She said who are you not to surrender
A poor kid like you aught to be thankful just being alive
Then she layed down in the back seat and pulled me into her body heat
And I thought man this is my lucky day
That was until I thought I heard her say..
Funky Funky Funky poodle
After a while she looked up in a state of shock
Whispered in my ear that she was sorry about the length of my stay
I told her I wasn't going anywhere
Not at least until you compensate for this unjust depravity
What happened here its heard to remember
The next thing I knew
I lay face down in the street all alone
and I hear the pitter pat of little feet
that make their way right over me
The door closed, I looked, they sped away
She was sitting in the backseat with a little gray -
Funky Funky Funky poodle

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