
Weird Al Yankovic
Grapefruit Diet Lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic : Grapefruit Diet Lyrics
Songwriters: Perry, Steve;.
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Who's that waddlin' down the streetIt's just me 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby, yes, I am
Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me, there's just one thing left to do
Grapefruit diet, throw out the pizza and beer
(Diet)
Grapefruit diet, oh, forget those jelly donuts out of here
(Diet)
Grapefruit diet, might seem a little severe
(Diet)
Grapefruit diet, I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear, blow, fatty
(Diet)
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more
When I leave a room, first I gotta grease the door
Grapefruit diet, can't have another eclair
(Diet)
Grapefruit diet, I gotta decrease my derriere
(Diet)
I'm on a Grapefruit diet
I'm on a Grapefruit diet
I'm on a Grapefruit diet
No more pie now, no more creme brulee
Lay off the gravy and souffle
No French fries now, no ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho, stay away
Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt
Grapefruit diet, lay off the 3 Musketeers
(Diet)
Grapefruit diet, until my big booty disappears
(Diet)
Grapefruit diet, I eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
(Diet)
Grapefruit diet 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years
(Diet)
I'm on a Grapefruit diet
I'm on a Grapefruit diet
I'm on a Grapefruit diet
I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
I need a side order of onion rings and don't fet to super-size that, yeah
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