[Narrarator]
Meet Eddie, 23 years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store, but on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart, and suddenly, his conscience comes into play.
[Verse 1]
(Dr. Dre:)
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store you better think of the consequences
(But who are you?)
I'm your mother---- conscience!
(Eminem:)
That's nonsense!
Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs, and borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs (Can I borrow this?)
Tell her you need a place to stay,
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade
(Dr. Dre:)
Yeah, but if it all goes through likes it's supposed to, the whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you! Think about it before you walk door first, look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns!
(Eminem:)
Bump that, do that ----,
Can you afford to blow this hit?
Are you that rich? Why you care if she's scared to death?
Are you that chick?
Do really think she gives a ---- if you have kids?
(Dr. Dre:)
Man don't do it it's not worth it to risk it (You're right!)
Not over this lit, (STOP!) Drop the biscuit.
Don't even listen to Slim, yo!
He's bad for you!
(You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude!)
[Chorus]
These voices,
These voices,
I hear them,
and when they talk I'll follow,
I'll follow,
I'll follow for these voices x2
[Narrartor]
Meet Stan, age 21.
After meeting a young girl at a frat party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs rec room.
[Verse 2:]
(Eminem:)
Now listen to me, while your kissing her cheek and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink. Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little chickens earlobe!
(Dr. Dre:)
Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old!
How could you take advantage of her? She's passed out!
(Eminem:)
It's easy, just cut these lights out, that's how.
Then pick this chicken up,
get her off Brad's couch and leave her out the front porch of her mom and dad's house.
(Man haven't ever seen that one movie 'Kids'?)
No, but I've seen the porno with Sun Doobiest(Doobiest)
(Sh, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Bump that, drop her off and ring the doorbell and bail.
[Chorus]
[Announcer]
Meet Grady, a 29 year old consctruction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home, to find his wife in bed with another man.
(WHAT THE F**K!)
[Verse 3:]
(Eminem:)
(Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin')
Start breathin'? Man you just caught your wife cheatin! While you're at work she's with some dude tryin to get off! Forget getting divorced, cut this chicken's head off!
(Wait, what if there's an good explanation for this?)
What!? She tripped!? Fell!? Landed on his -
(Sh, alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy)
Alright, thought about it, still wanna grab her? Kick out her out of your house and get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart,
don't be retard?
You gonna' take advice from someone
Who slapped Dee Barnes!?
(What chu' say?)
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember? (I'mma kill you little motherf--)
Uh Uhh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' Straight Outta' Compton y'all better make way?
How in the hell you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
(Cuz' he don't need to go the same route that I did.
Been that done that- (Gun cocks) Awww, F--- it, do em' both Grady, where's your gun at?)
[Gun fires, cocks again, fires]