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Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it's been a hell of a game thus far, Wink.
Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind.
CJ: Hmmm. Wow!
WD: He's like a nine-dicked weasel.
CJ: You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta Motherfuck U.
WD: Huh?
CJ: They said he majored in kickin' ass.
WD: Yeah! I heard he made the fiend's list!
(Laughter)
CJ: Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don't 'cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab.
WD: Ahhh!
CJ: Apparently, they're gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named "Killer" something or another or something.
WD: Jumpin' jehosephat! Where does the school find these assholes?
CJ: Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom!
(Laughter)
WD: Well, here they go kids! Let's have a listen!

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