Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet Lyrics

Mr. Sandman showing his beam When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen Surf out, blank waves, click back and forth Like old headlights, sniffing bottled glue again
Head like a steel trap, wish I didn’t, I didn’t I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t, I don’t Just want to be a footnote In someone else’s happiness
And does your husband know the way That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band? Does he know the way, does he know the way Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?
I will never end up like him Behind my back, I already am Keep a calendar, this way you will always know
The last time you came through Oh darling, I know what you’re going through The last time you came through Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling
Tempest in a teacup, get unique Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth It’s a sign (It’s a sign) It’s a sign (It’s a sign) It’s a sign, what if you peaked early?
And does your husband know the way That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band? Does he know the way, does he know the way Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?
Does he, does he know the way to worship our love? And does your husband know the way That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
But I will never end up like him Behind my back, I already am Keep a calendar, this way you will always know
The last time you came through Oh darling, I know what you’re going through The last time you came through Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling
Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does he know? Does he know? Does he know?
But I will never end up like him Behind my back I already am Keep a calendar, this way you will always know
Oh, the last time you came through Oh darling, I know what you’re going through The last time you came through Oh darling, I know what you’re going through