Heaven Is A Halfpipe Lyrics

If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate Cause right now on earth I cant do jack Without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a dj Spinning dub all night long And heaven would just kickin back With jesus packing my bong And if you dont believe in Jesus and muhammad and budha too And while the world is warring Just sit back and laugh at you singing
If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate Cause right now on earth I cant do jack Without the man up on my back
Now most people think of heaven They see those pearly gates But I looked a little closer And theres a sign says "do not skate" So if you wanna come to my heaven Well we're all gonna have a ball And everyone u know is welcome Cause we got no gates or walls singing
If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate Cause right now on earth I cant do shit Without the man fucking with it
And then I got to the gate Pulled a list that I'd been calling fate I'm sorry friend you cant come in You gotta a list here that doesn't end You're mad cause I smoke dope You teaching any classes in how to cope I'll find a place to rest my head I rather be alone now that I'm dead Like chirstian hossoi way back in 87 We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven Think I really care that I miss my biology Got my education in stale fishology With all your rules you got to chill I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz got the skillz got the skillz
Heaven is a halfpipe Heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate Cause right now on earth I cant do jack Without the man up on my back
If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate Cause right now on earth I cant do shit Without the man fucking with it
If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate Cause right now on earth I cant do shit Without the man fucking with it