I Am The Greatest Star Lyrics

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I've got thirty-six expressions
Sweet as pie to tough as leather
And that's six expressions more then all them, heh,
Barrymores put together

Instead of just kicking me
Why don't they give me a lift
Well, heh, it must be a plot
Cause they're scared that I got
Such a gift
Well I'm miffed

Cause I'm the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it
Wait!
They're gonna hear a voice
A silver flute
Hoo ho hoo, hoo ho hoo
They'll cheer each toot
(Hey, I hear it's terrific hmm)
When I expose it
Now can't ya see to look at me that
I'm a natural Camille
As Camille I just feel
I've so much to offer
Hey listen kid I know I'd be divine because
I'm a natural cougher
(coughs)
Some aint got it not a lump
I'm a great big clump of talent

Laugh, ahahahaha
They'll bend in half
(Did you ever hear the story of the traveling sales man)
A thousand jokes
Stick around for the jokes
A thousand faces
I reiterate
When you're gifted then you're gifted
These are facts I've got no axe to grind
Hey!
What're you blind
In all of the world so far
I'm the greatest star

No autographs please!
Do you think beautiful girls are gonna be a star forever
I should say not
Any minute now they're gonna be out
Finished!
And then it'll be my turn

Who is the pip with pi-zaz
Who is all ginger and jazz
Who is as glamorous as
Who's an American beauty rose
With an American beauty nose
And ten American beauty toes
Eyes on the target and wham
One shot, one gun shot and bam
Hey Mr. Katie
Here I am

I'm the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it
That's why I was born
I'll blow my horn
Till someone blows it

I'll light up like a light
Right up like a light
I'll flicker then flare up
All the world's gonna stare up
Looking down you'll never see me
Try the sky cause that'll be me

I can make 'em cry
I can make 'em sigh
Someday the clamor for my dram-er

Have you guessed yet
Who's the best yet
If you aint I'll tell ya one more time
You bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest star

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