I Better Be Good Lyrics

If I ain't cool my daddy gonna send me To military school If I ain't nice my girlie gonna freeze me With cold shoulder ice
If I'm real late my teacher gonna use me For alligator bait So, I better be good, I better be good
If I jump on the gas the cops are gonna jump All over my back If I smoke too much doctor says he's gonna Put my lungs in a crutch
If I'm caught without my pants Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot Until he sees me dance So, I better be good, I had better be good
You better be nice, you better be nice You better be nice, you better be nice Nice, nice, nice, you better be Nice, nice, nice, you better be
Nice, nice, nice, uh, uh, uh, uh Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice Nice, nice, nice, you better be nice tonight
If I spray it on the seat lady gonna tie a big knot In the meat If I spewey too fast lover's gonna stick My Wrangler in a cast
If zipper grabs skin I'll know I had it out When I shoulda kept it in, ow I better be good, I better be good I better be good, Ooh
You better be nice, you better be nice You better be nice, you better be nice Nice, nice, nice, you better be Nice, nice, nice, you better be
Nice, nice, nice, uh, uh, uh, uh Nice, nice, nice, I'd better be nice tonight, yeah Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice Nice, nice, nice