I Love College Lyrics

I'm nice right now, man I-I feel good If you have a drink Would you please put it in the air?
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again Man, I love college
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up I'm next on the table, who want what? I am champion at beer pong Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon
Don't even bounce, not in my house Better hope you make it otherwise you naked Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted Woke up today and all I could say is
Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college, ay! And I love drinking, ay! I love women, ay! Man, I love college
I can't tell you what I learned from school but I could tell you a story or two, um Yeah, of course I learned some rules Like don't pass out with your shoes on (Get the Sharpie!)
And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone (No, we're not leaving) And don't have sex if she's too gone When it comes to condoms put two on (Trust me) Then tomorrow night find a new jawn
Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun (Here, hold this) Even if we did get a little bit too drunk Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted Woke up today and all I could say is
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it (I wish we taped) I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college, ay! I love drinking, ay! I love women, ay! I love college
Now if everybody would please Put their drink as high as they can As high as they can (As high as they can) And repeat after me
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Freshmen! Freshmen! Freshmen! Freshmen!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy! Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy! Keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand! Keg stand!
(That party last night) Man, I love college I love it! (That party last night) Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it (I wish we taped) (You know it's going down) I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need (You're all invited, bring your friends) Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again Man, I love college
Do I really have to graduate? Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?