Homer: i love to walk down the aventue, bust some moves with disco stu,
Disco Stu: you shake me from my booty to my fro!
Homer: oh i could walk down the boulevard, burning off my excess lard,
(to Patty & Selma) Top of the morning ladies!
Patty & Selma: bite us
Homer: i rarely feel the need to utter d'oh!
oh i could walk, from Springfiend to Alaska, then hobnob with the stars in Malibu
Steve Bucami: hi Homer, im actor Steve Bucami
Homer: the guy who got fed into the woodchipper in Fargo?
(Steve Bucami nods)
Homer: and when i hear?
Turkish men: you can't walk to turkmeinistan,
Homer: i say of course i can, screw you!
(Turkish men hold sabers up to Homer & Steve's necks)
Steve: would you guys like ticket to the peoples' choice awards?
Turkish men: would we!
(Homer, Steve and Turkish men dance around in circle motions before Homer appears back in Springfield, followed by a 'V' shape of fellow Springfieldites)
Homer: oh yes i love to perambulate,
its standing still i really hate,
so please let me re-iterate
i love to
(Marge runs over Homer in her car)